HEAVEN, GOD'S PARADISE - God, also known as Yahweh and Allah, was wondering whatever happened to that planet of humans.
"Earf..." he tried to recall. "Earg...something like that."
He remembered creating this Earth as a test planet back in the Early Days of the universe.
"Yeah," He wondered. "I did. It was some work I did, trees and the most cutest things! Humans they were called. So shweet."
The humans were God's first, and probably best creations that He had made out of thin air.
"I'm sure they haven't done anything to that Earth," he joked. "Like starting wars or killing indigenous creatures or global warming." He then paused. "Nah!"