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Thursday, 18 November 2010

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Pakistan - An audio recording, attributed to Osama bin Laden, has called on al Qaeda suicide bombers to refuse to allow infidels to crotch grope them before boarding airlines headed for America.

The recording which was dated to the current month in the Islamic calendar and called, " A Call for Jihad to Stop Intrusive Crotch Gropes By Infidels," was posted on websites yesterday.

"God has bestowed each of us with a body of private junk parts that should not be desecrated by infidel touches. Before one blows himself up into a million corpuscles, his body must be pure."

It was not possible to independently verify the voice on the recording.

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