Fryanair passengers diverted from Beauvais (F) to Belgium because of fog refused to leave the plane today because they were enjoying the comfort too much.
The flight was full with French passengers having a grand time paying extortionate prices for their drinks, sitting in their comfortable, knee free (?) seats, scratching Fryanair scratch cards, winning fuck all and eating expensive stale plastic pizzas, a proper Fryanair party!
Even after staff locked the toilets, the pilot left his cockpit and the doors were slammed the passengers continued to party until their expensive booze run out (didn't take long).
Afterwards a French passenger, Messieur Pierre Tightasa-Frenchducksarse, gave the following statement whilst being escorted form the plane, totally pissed and wobbling his way to an awaiting coach:
"Je ate Belgium, J'taime Fryanair and je vas tres rapide a lá maison, no avec le bus, avec le avignon Fryanair, BUUUUURP? Vive le France et Fryanair!"
Eventually the rest of the passengers joined the others and boarded the coach only to be told that the amount of hand baggage allowed on the coach was 7,5 kilos per person and a surcharge 0f 50 Euro's was payable, mierda! (After all Fryanair has to cover it's costs doesn't it?)