Written by Skoob1999
Print this

Wednesday, 17 November 2010

image for Ireland To Fund Royal Wedding
Ah, She'll Be There In Spirit. Wanting Her Ring Back. Probably.

In a week that sees EU financiers attempting to foist a loan on the Irish government in order to save the Euro - a loan that the Irish don't really need, having already told the IMF to "feck off" - Irish Minister for hurling, Seamus O'Whambam has come up with a unique proposal.

Ireland is considering giving its backing to the upcoming Prince William/Kate Middleton wedding, funding the whole shebang in exchange for exclusive rights to all the profits.

"If we fund the Royal wedding, we'll clean right up," O'Whambam told us. "We'll make a foretune out of shite souvenirs like plates and teapots, and we'll have champ and colcannon stalls all the way down The Mall, and a big Dublin coddle market in that there Trafalgar Square. I reckon there's a bloody fortune to be made out of mug punters and tourists. What with the flags and shite, and a job lot of Princess Di memorabilia we've had stored in a lock up in Black Rock. That wee girl Kate looks like she could do with a nice plate of champ with sausages and onion gravy. That'll put some meat on her bones. It's the biggest money spinner since the Pope fell out of that there plane at Shannon airport."

To be sure.

More as we get it.

Make Skoob1999's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 2 multiplied by 4?

1 24 8 10
41 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience on our website, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more