The Kabul College of Medicine has just released an incredibly important discovery that may change the way that people view sex all over the world.
Dr. Hakeem Keesterami authored the paper that exposes female personal hygiene habits as being the main source of Salmonella G; one of the least understood and recognized bacterial infections but that infects millions of people in nearly every nation on Earth.
"Salmonella G is a common resident on female genitalia. This is no secret. It is the cause of what is often referred to as a fishy smell of the same. But it is the males, who are in the process of foreplay with a female partner who use their hands to create sexual stimuli... or 'finger-banging', that become infected with the bacteria and spread it further."
Dr Keesterami went on to detail that women who only use a quick swipe of goat skin after urination, instead of a full cleansing, allow the germ to colonize their labia and vaginal orifice tissue.
"Women should douche at least twice a day in the nearest river. The Salmonella G bacteria feed on urine residue and reproduce in great numbers. They are then transmitted onto the male's fingers either before sex or when the male handles himself shaking it after urinating."
Keesterami added, "If your woman smells like fish, you should immediately buy her a burka and then face east to pray Allah save her nasty booty!"