Bin Laden and his merry men (a modern day Islamic version of Robin Hood and his merry men not in green tights) are winning WWIII and this has been confirmed by the boss of UK armed forces, Sir David Richards.
Sir David has admitted al Qaeda cannot be defeated and has compared fighting bin's Merry Men to cutting off the thousands of snakes on Medusa's head.
Bin, somewhere in his hidden luxury cave in the Pakistani mountains really enjoyed the news and gave the following press statement:
"Hitler, Napolean, Ghengis khan, George Bush (?) attempted it, they all failed, I, THE CHOSEN ONE (not Mourinho), will not fail because I have 'THE GREAT ONE' supporting me and we shall win!"
The statement from Sir David was released on Poppy Day or Armistice Day in the UK and just to disrupt the celebrations he sent a couple of of his suicidal, moronic terrorists over to join in the party, they were arrested, thank A+L+H!
President Obama was asked to respond to Sir David's statement but didn't have the time, he was too busy at the G20 conference reading the same rhetorical bullshit that Ronald Reagan read twenty years ago whilst flirting with Maggie (aagh) at the same conference.
Bin meanwhile was enjoying a cup of green tea, reading the Financial Times and wondering whether to invest his millions in BP (disaster) or Lockheed Martin (weapons)!
Life on earth could well become an I+l+m+c Bitch!