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Friday, 12 November 2010

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From Russian red top Kommerslutz's editorial today

Russia - (Spy Who Shagged Me Mess): Russian intelligence agencies have named Spoof writer Colonel Juan as the double agent who exposed the flame haired mata hari's boobs.

KGB red top mouthpiece Kommerslutz said today Colonel Juan Lazaro was always 'exposing himself and others' in a bid to out dozens of sleepers on the job.

Earlier this year the Colonel flamed an online controversy about the genuineness of Chapman's fiery tresses.

Moscow was also reportedly pissed about claims the Colonel had planted beauty spots - or 'moles' - on photos of her perky breasts and curvy backside.

KGB/Mossad bosses immediately rescinded his 'Double-O' status, revealing his ID as Colonel Shcherbakov and hinting that his spooky controller 'was probably notorious international prankster Don Merlot'.

UK media sources responded today saying the Colonel should never have turned down a lie detector test last summer that would have checked if his own white/grey hair 'had once been a shade of ginger'.

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