A English teacher in the Thai capital of Bangkok has told how he "enjoyed a cavort" with his girlfriend on his bed at his condominium home in the city.
The man, Moys Kenwood, 47, who should have known better, related the epic tale to this reporter as we sat together on a 'visa run' in a van bound for the Thai-Cambodian border on Thursday.
Kenwood had, apparently, waited months to get his hands on the woman, and finally got his chance when she agreed to visit him at home, sparking rumours amongst the building's nosy security guards that cavorting was afoot.
In the room, the two sat edgily for more than 30 minutes, before nervously moving closer together under the pretence that they were both looking at some video footage on a mobile phone.
Once tentative 'accidental' contact had been made with a touching of shoulders, the two engaged each other in a silent stare, before manoeuvring their lips into a position where a kiss was possible.
What happened next is unclear, as the rest of the story was related to me in a guffawing, muffled frenzy, complete with a outbursts of laughter and a shower of spittle. Cavorting did take place, however, although the extent to which the cavortage was carried out, remains unknown.
Even to me. After waiting for so long, it was all a bit of a blur.