SOMEWHERE, I DON'T KNOW, YOU KNOW THAT PLACE BETWEEN WALES AND THAT FRANCE BIT? - Journalists across the world have accessed an amazing scoop, however, they were unable to locate it due to the indecisiveness of GPS units.
The apathy is not just based around technology. Many humans are being ambigious.
"I was supposed... to uhh... go into town," says one man, whose name I forgot. "To buy that Blue Cops game? It's got a colour, I know."
The limitedness is not just confined to our, island place thing, it's also rampant in that other place... you know? The one with the white and red flag and some blue? The one with the city named after fruit? Anywhere, in that country place, its there too.
That Prime Minister or President of that place, has issued a warning to all of his people, but they don't listen to him anyway, so it doesn't make much difference.
Twitter, in response, has limited the character count to 45 characters, making all twits or whatever they called, defunct.
"I hate this new stuff. I'm gonna end my lif" reports one user.
Uhh... that's all my notes. None of the other guys have got any more, so... uhh... ah crap. Not much on the telly today, then I guess.