Written by matthatt
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Topics: Star Trek, Star Wars

Tuesday, 9 November 2010

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It's dead Jim but not as we know it.

Five Star Trek fans are to boldly go from the Church of Kirk and lead the defection of hundreds of Trekkers to the Forest Moon of Endor.

The Lord High Wingnut of Danglebury, Dr Noonian T'pau, is expected to announce the resignations as local Federations across the country meet to discuss Yoda's offer to accommodate disaffected Trekkies, as well as Trekkers, within the Jedi Council.

Senior Jedi Council officials are finalising plans for conversion of high ranking Trekky converts who cannot get a girlfriend and have noticed that there are a lot more girls following Star Wars than there is Star Trek.

Yoda announced last year that he would create a new group, known as the Mos Eisley Brothers, for Star Trek traditionalists who wish to switch allegiance to Star Wars while retaining some of their Trekky traditions, he also promised that there would be some nerdy looking girls to stare at nervously from a distance while the converts are waiting to "man-up" a bit and for their balls to drop.

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