London, England-- Queen Elizabeth made history tonight, when she declared UFOs are real and aliens are visiting the Earth. The British monarch went on the Beeb and gave a stunning speech to her subjects, as well as the rest of humanity. The sudden announcement has shocked the world!
"Hello my loyal subjects and foreign friends." began the Queen during the telecast. "I have rather shocking news for everyone, you may all be seated." she stated, in her flat, quacking Windsor accent.
Her Royal Majesty then explained that aliens have been visiting Earth for thousands of years. She explained many famous people through the ages have been aliens. The most stunning part of her speech came next.
"Diana was an alien." she stated. "Every Prime Minister since Churchill has been an alien." she declared, to a shocked public. She fixed her cold blue eyes on the TV camera, and made her most stunning revelation of all.
"And, as you might have guessed by now, I am an alien." said the Queen. She then peeled off her skin to reveal a dark green, reptilian face. The scaly monster had giant jaws. It grabbed a nearby cameraman, and ate him in one big bite.
"Oh, don't worry so much!" said the alien. "We can't eat you all tonight!"