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Wednesday, 10 November 2010

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(Vatican City) - Papal aficionados have confirmed once and for all that the Pope does indeed "wear a funny hat".

The final verdict by the jury of twelve swung convincingly toward the direction of Funny after evidence was produced vis-à-vis a divining rod that pointed out the answer.

Said jury foreman, Pete the Bar Keep: "I thought the jury was hung until Ned brought up the fact that his cousin Clem had just finished digging a well, and he used a divining rod service for that. So we pulled out the Golden Pages and called the guy up."

Within an hour the group had reached a consensus decision. The group's landmark findings can be found unaltered on Wikipedia for the next ten minutes.

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