The American Indian Nation was up in arms today as US Chief Barry Obama prepared for his Hindu Indian Campaign said to be costing the taxpayer $200m per day and tying up most of the armed forces as they circle the wagons in Mumbai!
The Bureau of Indian Affairs, long the hot bed of corruption, mis management,and a dumping ground for inept political sycophants, remained mum on the subject while continuing to exchange pints of Jim Beam for home made blankets and turquoise jewelry on remaining reservations barely existing on the government handouts.
Despite continued success with profitable gambling casinos in the US, most funded with off shore Chinese money and staffed with Puerto Rican's from New York with a smidgen of native American Blood, real Indians continue to suffer from neglect and cynical government lack of attention.
Jim "Wolf Who Stalks at Night" Youngblood, echoed the complaints of most native Americans.
"We've had it with all this bending over backwards for African-Americans....we were here first, extended our hand of friendship and all we got for it was our lands were stolen! We get less sustenance allowance than a crack whore or Obama's illegal alien Aunt living in comfort in Boston!"
According to tribal council representatives, this final act of disrespect from Obama has sparked a chord. "He's spending $200M a day visiting call centers, and we haven't gotten $200m since we kicked the shit out of Custer," said Youngblood.
"We've started our own political grass roots party, " said Youngblood, "The Little Big Horn Party."....you think the Tea Party caused some upset in the political mainstream?....just wait till the 2012 elections...we're going to count some coup and get back what's rightfully ours and Obama don't have enough wagons to protect his ass in that so called African-American White House!"
A Million Red Man March has been scheduled for the Grand Canyon in early May 2011 where the "Little Big Horn' political action committee is expected to advance a slate of candidates for the upcoming 2012 elections, including a
Black Foot for President.
Said Sean Longbow, an Apache, "Hey...we can play the race card as well as Obama, the difference being we were ALL born here, and now it's our chance for some F******g Change. Let 'em put that in his pipe and SMOKE IT!"