Having half survived an assault from the Mad Hatters Tea Party President Obama has been faced with a new threat.
On his forthcoming visit to Mumbai in India Coconuts are thought to be likely to fall on his head, so all Coconuts have been removed from trees in the gardens of the house where Obama is staying.
'First it is an explosive substance from Yemen' complained the CIA 'now Nuts are a danger. The Tea Party has been replaced by another Nut Party and America is in the firing line.'
Obama is relaxed about the danger he faces. 'I get assassination threats most days' he revealed 'I'm not being deterred from doing my duty to the people of America by Coconut shys.'
Visits to India by Charles and Camilla are also thought to be facing the Coconut danger. Unkind observers jest that Coconuts might knock some sense into Charles's head, but others are sure he will continue being senseless. Camilla, dutifully supporting her husband is seeking to outshine The other Woman in Charles's life.
Diana made a point of being photographed alone at the Taj Mahal to underline her treatment by her husband. Camilla is being photographed with Coconuts in her bra, to demonstrate not only how fearless the couple are but also how they stick together through thick and thin.
But what next for World Leaders? Will they to be rained on by Cats and Dogs? Will they be laughed at by Hyenas?
No one can forsee the perils for People in Power.