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Wednesday, 3 November 2010

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Mr Berlusconi in party mode.

On Tuesday in Milan, Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi spoke for all world leaders everywhere, especially Brazil, France and Iran, when he said that, just because he looks at girls, inserts his penis in them, wiggles "IT" around a bit, makes ooh and aaah noises for an unspecified duration and then eventually ejaculates, doesn't make him a bad leader and it is better than being gay.

He then went on to say, how he conducts his penis is in no way demonstrative of how he runs his country and "by country, I mean you Putana's, capice?"

He continued by elucidating that when he says "Gay" he doesn't mean it as a slur on gay people, just that, he is saying that NOT doing it with girls is "a bit gay", you know, like the way you say "DUH" or "DOI" or "SPAZO". It doesn't mean that you are denigrating people who suffer from learning difficulties; "It just means that I made a minor miscalculation, immediately realised, felt embarrassed about it and then attempted to cover it up with a socially awkward joke that ended up exacerbating the original faux pas."

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