An undisclosed source from Radio Free Chile announced today that documents marked "SECRETO" had been located in a mine shaft located seventy miles from the site of the recent "Chile Mine Disaster," in the Blanco Mine.
They disclosed that the disaster was to take place in the Blanco Mine where accommodations had been made to take care of the miners during their extended stay underground.
Hector Romero, director of the Chile Visitors Bureau devised the scheme to focus world attention on Chile and their "Cobre en Chile Festival" which will be held in 2015.
When interviewed, Hector stated,"Eet got out of hand, we jus wanted to make thee world aware of our cuntry and eets major export. Poncho Cardinos had a faulty GPS unit in hees truck and placed the dynamite charges en thee wrong place. We had a reely nice place for the miners at the Blanco Mine, eet had a gym and even a Taco Bell een it, but things happen."
Hector went on to say that Chile got the desired publicity. probably even more than they had planned, but it did put those lives in jeopardy.
The Blanco Mine, and all of its new remodeling, is going to be turned into the Romero Country Club, with golf course, Olympic sized pool, tennis courts, a gym and a Taco Bell.