Written by masterchev
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Topics: Animals

Saturday, 30 October 2010

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The Emperor Stag. Paul the Psychic Octopus. Pingu. - All notable celebrities in the animal world. All being picked off by a vigilante assassin.

Mr. Makepeace of the Green Animals Society is said to be annoyed that he can't have enough publicity in the World and is resorting to assassinating animals in protest.

Makepeace, the best friend of one Dinsdale Piranha, is set to avenge his best friend by hunting for Spiny Norman after killing many other animals who have attracted the media attention.

"I got Staggie. He was a real hard head. Paul, pah he didn't see that one coming. And as for Pingu... you don't wanna know,"

Security is set to be tightened around Spiny Norman, who had this comment to add.


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