Written by Hydrogen Balloon
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Topics: George W. Bush, Dogs

Thursday, 28 October 2010

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A Bush Secret Revealed.

Crawford, TX-- Former president George W. Bush is raising many eyebrows in Washington DC with his stunning new book. Mr. Bush reveals many secrets in the autobiography, some public and some very private. The most shocking new secret is that Mr. Bush "gets off" on killing little puppies.

Mr. Bush says in the book that his urges to kill puppies extends back to his earliest childhood, and he never thought there was anything wrong with it. It was only after he reached adulthood that he began eating them too.

The book gives many details about Mr. Bush's strange urges.

"One day in 2002, I was having a rotten day." states Mr. Bush on page 222. "Cheney walked into the Oval Office with a basketful of six-week old puppies, I almost jumped out of my chair with joy!" writes the former president.

Mr. Bush says he always feels like a "big hero" after snuffing out the baby dogs.

"You know that you're going to win when you fight puppies. You really feel like a hero after it's over!" he boasts on page 245.

Mr. Bush says he likes killing and eating French Poodle puppies most of all, because they are always so fearful. He says he hopes the book is successful. If it is there will be a sequel next year. Said the maniac:

"I know lots more secrets. You won't believe what we found under the bed, after the Clintons left."

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