Written by jlh97
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Topics: Mafia

Monday, 25 October 2010

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Nutterio, aged 4, as a trainee kneecapper for the gang

England boss, Fabio Capello's brother Nutterio Capello, a key member of the Italy Torture Mafia known as the Italy Torture Mafia, was last night arrested by well-known Italian detective, PCio Plodio, on suspicion of whipping a creditor to death with a wet haddock.

Nutterio tried a desperately cunning way of escape by telling the guard to let him go. This failed, so Nutterio tried to headbutt his way to freedom.

Capello has released a statement to the press about his brother's dramatic seizure saying, "What you talking about, what you talking you f***ing crazy man", to our reporter, before adding, "my brother will rip your f***ing head off when he gets out". Incriminating words no doubt

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