In a slight rush of hypocrisy and over zealous Christian values the Italian seaside resort, Castellammare di Stabia, has banned mini-skirts, building sandcastles (?), snogging in cars, feeding stray "pussies" and the wearing of wooden clogs(?).
"Such delicts are against our puritanical beliefs and from the 2011 summer season all tourists visiting here will be told not to engage in such activities," the Major demanded!
"We wish to stop the rising of sexual harrassment by stopping women wearing mini-skirts and wooden clogs (clogs sexy?) who tend to be targeted and those young men hoping to feed stray 'pussies' have been warned, as for the building of sandcastles, well I dunno why we are banning that actually, por favori?"
Now this is Italy, a country of great hypocrisy as far as morals go and the Major also divulged his wish to sit on the promenade in summer with his male colleagues and enjoy the wonderful sight of "Bellas" parading their bare botties and topless boobs, "this will not be banned," he said, Bella donna nienta!
Stray "pussies" have been warned do not accept any "Italien sausages" they become rapidly dry when sucked!