Written by Jaggedone
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Topics: Driving, Austria, Bionic, Arms

Thursday, 21 October 2010

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The bionic arm and its owner promises to get pissed, not drive and go home legless!

A bionic arm, not the driver, caused a huge crash in Austria today.

The driver and owner of the bionic arm who was lucky to get out alive gave the following explanation to the Polizei:

"I vanted to go left, my arm vanted to go right and ve crashed ze automobile, scheisse!"

After researching the crash it seems that the arm, the one the driver normally lifts whilst having a beer or zwei or drei wanted to make a bee-line for his local boozer have a drink and play on the one-arm-bandits!

The driver, wishing to have an alcoholic free evening, had other ideas and wanted to visit the local Madame's in the "red light area" for a quick one hander!

It was obviously a conflict of requirements, one hand wanted a beer and the other a w**k!

One hand washes the other and the driver has now promised to obey his bionic arm from now on, get pissed every evening, and win some money on the one-arm-bandit, it's cheaper!

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