It's official - males all over the world, having grown weary of Brazilian waxed women are becoming increasingly disgruntled about the paucity of pubic hair and are demanding a return to the good old days of the hairy muff.
Hairy muffs, once quite common, have in recent years become an increasingly rare commodity, as Hollywood has increasingly dictated that discerning males want to see the mechanics.
Such thought processes are thought to have evolved back in the 1980's - when men generally couldn't have located a clitoris with the aid of a sat-nav.
Nowadays, thanks to the wonders of live internet streaming, most males are aware that a clitoris looks something akin to a bald headed man, or a bean, rowing a canoe from a Google Earth perspective and feel quite able to cope with that reality, no matter how much pubic hair it's smothered beneath.
And that if they flick it - the female of the species tends to regard it as a quite enjoyable experience - provided he doesn't flick it too hard.
Like what some lesbians do when they get carried away.
One supporter of feminine hirsuteness, Archie Bald, from Cleckhuddersfax in West Yorkshire confided (somewhat stupidly, it has to be admitted) in us:
"I used ter quite like givin' our lass one. Burrit got tert stage where I couldn't cope wit third degree friction burns no more. Nearly kilt me sex larf that did. I mean, yer can't go abaht yer daily business - work an that - wi' friction burns on thee crotch bone. It's not reet that. Our lass sez she's growin' a proper thatch so's we can git dahn tert nitty gritty moor often, and bollocks to Hollywood,"
Well, what can you say? Other than:
More as we get it.