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Thursday, 14 October 2010

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There's Nothing Out There

New York, NY-- An invisible UFO was seen by millions of people in New York City yesterday. The invisible craft hovered over Manhattan for several hours before disappearing. Curious onlookers tied up traffic in the Big Apple, as thousands of people scanned the heavens for the remarkable sight.

The skies above Manhattan were a perfect blue when the invisible flying saucer began buzzing the famous skyline. Amateur videos of the event showing absolutely nothing soon made their way to Utube. Millions of people around the world were amazed by the incredible non-event.

Many people reported the invisible alien craft made a noise of complete silence as it hovered over the city. Stunned onlookers reported it sounded like 'nothing' or 'the sound you hear when you put your hands over your ears.'

"They must have a Cloaking Device. How else could they be invisible??" noted one flying saucer enthusiast.

Richard C. Hogwash is a noted flying saucer investigator and had some comments for the press. He is most famous for discovering the Armpits on Mars.

"It's clearly an invisible spaceship from an invisible planet, quite close to Earth. We know the government has been hiding the complete absence of extra-terrestrials from us for over sixty years. It is time for them to tell us what they don't know." he said

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