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Wednesday, 13 October 2010

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ONE CAMERA CREW MWAH HA HAAA!

The Chilean miners are finally being freed, ending their 69-day ordeal trapped underground.

Florencio Avalos was the first of the 33 men to be brought to the surface and greeted by the Sesame Street Count in his usual inimitable way; "ONE RESCUED MINER MWHA HA HAAA" followed an hour later by Mario Sepulveda, also welcomed by The Count "TWO RESCUED MINERS MWAH HA HAAAA!"

Unfortunately at this point, the counting Count started to get impatient with waiting for the third miner to be rescued and started counting the assembled news crews "ONE OUTSIDE BROADCAST UNIT MWAH HA HAAAA, TWO OUTSIDE BRODCAST UNITS MWAH HA HAAAA!" and so on.

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