Written by Promiseguy

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Topics: cult, numerology

Monday, 11 October 2010

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Members of the 101010 cult who had gathered in southern Canada and were expecting to be "rescured" yesterday at 10 past 10, on the 10th of the 10th 2010 are considering their options seeing as the expected rescue has so far failed to materialise.

Rennelle, a past sports journalist, the self styled leader of the cult has not been seen for some hrs.

There is no suggestion yet of mass suicide breaking out, although a few desperate cases have been observed. Although this is thought to be more likely to be connected to the season opener of the Canucks Ice Hockey Team.

The Royal Mounted Canadian Police Sgt Tim Ufoloski stated that there was no reason for intervention at this point, however any cases of alien abduction would need to be refereed to proper authorities.

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