Written by Gay Larry

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Topics: Gay, Penis

Sunday, 10 October 2010

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Gay people have long been known for having larger penises than their abnormal non-gay inferiors, but recent findings have disclosed just how long those penises are.

Non-gay white people have convinced themselves that having 5.75-inch wobbly-bits is universally acceptable.

But they have been wrong all along.

Gay men tend to average out at approximately 8.175 inches after a cold shower - that figure increases dramatically when a hot black Denzel Washington strolls in and lubes up his muscular back.

A researcher in Gay Biology at the Imperial Allan Carr Hospital in London, Dr Tristan Wadger, explained:

"The uneducated non-gay public perception is that gay people are always having sex - which is true. If we didn't have so much sex, our penises would become far too large due to a lack of being naturally 'ground down'. This makes non-gay people sad."

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