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Friday, 8 October 2010

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He's had bottles thrown at him. He's sang a load of shit songs. And he's practically murdered the pop scene today.

But toddler/teenager Justin "B-Man" Beiber has been nominated to win the Nobel Peace Prize.

The lad, who's just about to sit his pre-GCSE warm up, found time out of doing his Maths homework and spoke to us about this surprise nomination.

"I find it inspirationel that my wok is doin good!" he beamed.

If he wins, it will be a worse controversy since Brown won the Prime Minister Race; or since fellow Spoof Writer Skoob1999 forgot to take his happy pills for six hours straight.

"I love peas. I have them with my fish and chips," Beiber added, in an attempt to make him appear smarter.

Uhh yeah. Sure. Whatever you say B-"Man".

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