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Topics: Twins, Yemen

Wednesday, 6 October 2010

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Mary Kate and Ashley Olson. John and Edward. Romulus and Remus. And Patty and Selma from the Simpsons.

Yemen was today in shock following Twin Attacks on the capital of Yemen, Sanaa. Tourists were shocked as 100,000 twins; spearheaded by the above celebrities, all marched into the city and demanded attention.

The Twins, who demanded single tickets; single prices and single dates, were disappointed to discover that their demands could not be met. Who knows why they went to Yemen for that matter.

The groups of twins then set upon the Siamese Twins, who could get away with these demands. So could David Cameron and his wife Sammy, although they're joined at the hip in a different perspective.

Yemen is still recovering from this mass protest.

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