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Monday, 4 October 2010

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This guy lost all his money, but managed to salvage some by working in French matalan.

Three months ago, Sarkozy revealed his plan to prevent women in his country from wearing burqas. Now seeking to annoy people furthermore, our favourite Frenchman has made another "Controversial" decision, by introducing a law against the wearing of Edward Cullen t-shirts.

Whilst the Burqa law will only affect 2,000, it is thought that the Edward Cullen act will prevent around 10,000,000 people.

Sarkozy, who is thought to be seeking to open his version of Primark, was quoted as saying:

"I'm over the moon that we've finally banned those annoying Cullen t-shirts. Nobody likes him! He sparkles! Do you so anyone else here sparkling? No. He must have some skin condition or something!"

"You guys wanna wear a cool t-shirt? Have me on them. I don't see a Team Sarkozy do you?"

Fines of up to £10,000,000 are thought to be introduced to any pre-pubescent person wearing a Cullen t-shirt, whilst imprisonment of 30 years faces anyone who can call the Twilight films "good".

Come on Cameron. Follow suit!

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