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Sunday, 3 October 2010

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Ayatollah Mesbah Yazdi, Nostradamus' Third Antichrist 'Mabus' is the ventriloquist and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is his talking puppet. Mesbah (pronounced 'Maybah') Yazdi, called the theoretician of violence by the other Iranian clerics in his book calls for the building of nuclear weapons. When Mahmoud Ahmadinejad talks it is really Mesbah Yazdi talking.

Today Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said to President Barack Obama, "May the undertaker bury you, your table and your body which has soiled the world." Given that President Obama is still alive, Mabus is either calling for his assassination or he is calling for President Obama to be buried alive. In question is which undertaker Mesbah Yazdi is talking about.

Which Undertaker is Mabus talking about? Antichrist means Satan Himself, like Nostradamus' first two Antichrists, Napoleon and Hitler. Satan is often associated with fire and Hell. In February, WWE Heavyweight Champion 'The Undertaker' (Mabus to Obama: 'May The Undertaker Bury You') got burned with fire by flame throwers as he entered the ring at the Scottrade Center in St. Louis, Missouri. The Undertaker's manager Paul Bearer escaped unharmed. Tonight The Undertaker is fighting Kane for the title in the 'Hell in a Cell' match.

Ahmadinejad again called George Bush the architect of 9/11, a belief widely held in the Middle East. Ahmadinejad called the US a 'powerless mosquito' and a 'farm animal trapped in a quagmire' in Iraq and Afghanistan. President Obama is only a powerless mosquito and a farm animal trapped in a quagmire in Afghanistan because he chooses to appease Ahmadinejad and to fight with both hands tied behind his back as he drains the US Treasury of trillions in wars he could win in an hour if he chose to take the gloves off and conquer Iran before it nukes the Green Zone and Afghanistan. Obama could run on the platform on Nov. 2, 2010 that the US now has a surplus. The GOP aka Tea Party would never win another seat at the table. Michelle Obama asked the President, "Which table does he want to bury?"

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