It's tough hiding in a cave for 10 years even though one's Army-hosts have spared no effort in making life livable. Osama bin Laden is finding this out the hard way. There's only so much praying and plotting a guy can do. Comes the time when he feels like he must just cut loose, go wild and crazy, give in to his inner voices - the crazies who have taken up rent-free room in his tightly-wound head.
Trying to reclaim his faded glory the Al-Qaeda leader has now begun to channel his inner Al-Gore expressing concern about global climate change and flooding in Pakistan.
In a new audiotape aired on the internet the man who thinks nothing of killing innocent women and children suddenly got teary-eyed, claiming:
"The number of victims caused by climate change is very big... bigger than the victims of wars" adding, "...the catastrophe (in Pakistan) is very big and it is difficult to describe it. What we are facing... calls for generous souls and brave men to take serious and prompt action to provide relief for their Muslim brothers in Pakistan."
Well boo-hoo to that bit of typical Bin Laden sheep-fucking! While the rest of the world doesn't give a sweet hoo-ha about his sudden change of heart, his rat-shit Paki hosts need to consider that one of his remedial actions is to take down the very nation that has hosted, protected and supported him for a decade.
Nice going O'Sammy - bite the hand that feeds ya!