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Topics: China, Euan Blair

Thursday, 30 September 2010

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Beijing - (Reuterus): A US bill penalising China for currency manipulations linked to ex-UK Prime Monster's son Yuan Blair has received the bum's rush from Beijing.

A somewhat jittery Bank of Who Flung Dung spokesperson said today the bill treats the undervalued chap 'like an illegal export subsidy'.

The move follows reports that Yuan 'is an excuse to engage in trade protectionism against China' - something that's hotly denied in both Washington and London.

The bill has been voted through by the US House of Representatives, but still needs Senate and Presidential approval.

Last year the IMF reported that China was hoarding US dollars in a Sovereign Wealth Fund scam linked to the Whitewater scandal.

This saw the Clintons' Rose Law Firm in Little Cock, Arkansas, launder billions of Chicago gangsters' $$$s via a loophole in the First Vatican Bank of Tel Aviv balance sheets.

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