Written by Jaggedone
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Topics: pets, Crocodile

Tuesday, 28 September 2010

image for Dogs are not mans best friends, crocs are (as long as they're well fed)!
Man's new best friend and is also partial to your abandoned doggy!

A Costa Rican man has proven that dogs are not man's best friend, crocs are and doggies should be replaced by them. Albeit, man should not abandon their woof, woofs, that's cruel, instead they should just feed them to the crocs.

There is one slight problem though, doggies don't mind going hungry now and then, crocs do!

The gentleman who discovered this amazing fact plays, goes walkies, cuddles and kisses his croc and is urging every dog lover to forget their stinking (when wet), lazy, spoilt canine friends and adopt a croc!

He advised the world to build a croc pond in the back garden, buy enough meat, snakes and abandoned doggies to feed them and enjoy the emotional love and attention that crocs obviously are capable of giving.

One piece of advice that the Costa Rican man also gave was; "don't let the missus near your best friend wearing crocodile shoes, carrying a croc leather handbag or wearing a Lacoste shirt, crocs tend to get upset and anything could happen!"

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