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Tuesday, 28 September 2010

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Gary's wormed his way into our hearts having been set upon by Iranian guards

Another spy was detained this year in Iran following allegations that he was "spying" on the plant.

Gary the earthworm was happily minding his own business when he accidentally found himself under the fence of the Iranian power plant. Having triggered about a million heat sensors, Gary was surrounded by a hundred men armed with M4A1 guns, before being escorted off the premises.

Gary was unavailable for comment as he was unfortunately eaten by a pigeon in Trafalgar Square (having been escorted back home by British Envoy Tony Blair). However, Iranian Rep. M. Fatbrace was available for comment.

"We're not hiding any nukes. Bad little worm should stick to playing computer games. Baaaaad worm!" he yelled from his radiation suit.

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