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Sunday, 26 September 2010

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Sarkozy's latest plan involves hot air balloons and cutting the string.

More French news for you all. Following the expected cancellation of "Napoleon's Castle", Sarkozy has refined his policy concerning the immigration of Romanian Gypsy folk.

"We've been giving out free tickets on hot air balloons for the past two days. The travelling folk can hop in the hot air balloon to take a bird's eye view of Paris. Following that, we 'accidentally' cut the rope and off they drift towards the border. They get a free ride in a hot air balloon. How much fairer can that be?"

Sarkozy, who was accused of being a Nazi recently, overturned this by saying "I'm not a Nazi, nor a Time Lord. I'm Nicolas Sarkozy, and I'm trying to improve the French culture by getting rid of the people who helped found it!"

As for the Gordon Bennet balloon races, Sarkozy had this to offer.

"You mean they're getting more than the £400 I gave them to spend on goats and cheese? Damn it Sarkozy! Damn it!"

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