Nearly a hundred years after the infamous sinking of the Titanic (and over a decade since Leonardo DiCaprio also sank on it), historians have finally uncovered the REAL reason why the Titanic sank.
A team of expert divers recently discovered the Entertainment programme in what appears to be the Captain's manual. The choice of entertainment was startling.
"We don't know how, but we found this machine which showed programmes from what appeared to be the future," refers the Captain in his log. "We tried setting it up in the main hall, where what appears to be a girl dressed in boy's clothing kept on repeating the words "Baby, baby, baby,"
The diary goes on to suggest how many were horrified by the singer. So much so that in an attempt to destroy the machine, they didn't see where they were going and disaster struck.
Remnants of an IPad were discovered in a secret chamber, with an image of Justin Beiber forever frozen on the smashed screen. In the words of one of the survivor's ancestors, "the singer was so awful that everyone forgot we were on a boat. We were sinking faster than that poor boy's,"