Written by masterchev
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this
Topics: Titanic

Wednesday, 22 September 2010

image for Titanic Truth at Last
Scooby Doo claiming Image Rights for Fancy Dress Night on Titanic

Nearly a hundred years after the infamous sinking of the Titanic (and over a decade since Leonardo DiCaprio also sank on it), historians have finally uncovered the REAL reason why the Titanic sank.

A team of expert divers recently discovered the Entertainment programme in what appears to be the Captain's manual. The choice of entertainment was startling.

"We don't know how, but we found this machine which showed programmes from what appeared to be the future," refers the Captain in his log. "We tried setting it up in the main hall, where what appears to be a girl dressed in boy's clothing kept on repeating the words "Baby, baby, baby,"

The diary goes on to suggest how many were horrified by the singer. So much so that in an attempt to destroy the machine, they didn't see where they were going and disaster struck.

Remnants of an IPad were discovered in a secret chamber, with an image of Justin Beiber forever frozen on the smashed screen. In the words of one of the survivor's ancestors, "the singer was so awful that everyone forgot we were on a boat. We were sinking faster than that poor boy's,"

Make masterchev's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 1 plus 1?

9 1 16 2

Go to top