Written by Magic Fingers 1966
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Tuesday, 21 September 2010

Taking a leaf out of Barry O'Bama's book - Arnie (I'll be back) Terminator will be running for the top job at the next election.

Citing Barry's ''what birth certificate? you can't see my 'genuine' birth certificate'', Arnie has 'lost' his and now claims to have been born in an obscure part of the USA (so many to choose from it'd take ages to find and by then it would be too late to stop him).

Arnie says 'I am so happy to be running for this most important post and will bring health and fitness to America'.

Anyone refusing to join in will be terminated, erm encouraged to get fit'.

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