Pau, France - (Holy Cow!): Will it be bell, book and candle next for Wayne Rooney if the missus's last ditch marriage-save caper bombs?
Coleen has fled to Lourdes, hoping an appeal to the Madonna will see a miracle turnaround.
The direct approach has bypassed an alternative trip to see the Pope - whose pontifical kiss for Baby Kai might have fixed things for the Rooneys supernaturally.
Last night the Man U striker's wife was seen praying before the holy grotto in the time-honored tradition of wronged wives holding back from putting the matrimonial boot in.
The Blessed Virgin's favors have been known to sprout such miraculous blessings as Cherry Bush's conception of Little Leo.
And cure Cheryl Cole's unfortunate mustache.
"Coleen wants Our Lady to intercede, to knock some sense into her straying husband," a fellow pilgrim said today.
"Otherwise it's the Spanish Inquisition for naughty Roo."
Jennifer Thompson is 29.