The levels of global hunger have risen dramatically and Obese people the world over are on the rampage!
Recent attacks on M**Donalds, Bu***r K**g, Kentucky F***d Ch***en have proven this point as overweight, desperate, gorging fatties raid the fast-food joints hoping to satisfy their desperate, raging hunger.
As for the skinny, under-nourished, third-world, people living on a bean, two grains of rice and a couple of insects per week, they have no problems (what?).
"They're used to starvation, famines and corrupt armies stealing their morsels" quoted one very obese US 15 year- old standing outside a NY Junk-Food oasis complaining that his belly hurt and where his double Big M** + French Fries, mayonnaise, and that whopping hot-dog f*****g was!
The W.H.O. have warned that obese people can get very dangerous (similair to Hippos!) when they are not constantly stuffing their mouths with junk food and sugary, fizzy soda drinks (no names please, Co Ca ooh laah) and have warned normal people and starving Ethiopians to stay clear, they could be trampled to death in the rush!