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Monday, 13 September 2010

President Obama is caught in the middle of the clash of religions between Christianity and Islam. He is forming an alliance with moderate Saudi Arabia, Jordan, Egypt and the Gulf States against radical extremist Iran and Syria. 70% of Americans oppose the ground zero mosque and 40,000 people turned out on 9/11 in New York to support Pamela Geller's rally against the ground zero mosque. In order not to offend his moderate Muslim allies President Obama has been falsely telling everyone that Islam is a religion of peace and that the radical Muslim extremists are perverting and distorting Islam.

Then came Koran burning Pastor Dr. Rev. Terry Jones who vowed to burn 200 Korans at his Church in Gainesville, Florida on 9/11 to send out the message that the Koran caused 9/11. If anyone bothers to read a few sentences from the Koran then history and current events become clear. Pamela Geller said at the rally against the ground zero mosque that "Truth has become the new hate speech."

In war, forewarned is forearmed. To warn the American people who their enemy is, all that is needed is for our schools and media to teach the population a few verses from the Koran, the Holy Bible of all of Islam, including moderate Islam. Instead, our politicians and teachers continue to utter the obvious falsehood that Islam is a religion of peace and that the radical Muslim extremists are perverting and distorting the wonderful peace loving religion of Islam.

According to the accurate translation from the Arabic of the Everyman Koran by JM Rodwell, the Koran states: "Slay, Make War on the Christians and Jews and non Muslims in return for eternal paradise with God in Heaven, crystal clear streams, 72 virgins, wine with no side effects and eighty thousand servants each. (Koran Sura 9:5, 29-30, 111, Sura 56, Hadith). Does this religion sound like a religion of peace or a religion of war? Use your own mind and forget the falsehoods being trumpeted by our own President who today announced that the United States is selling $60 billion worth of advanced fighter jets to Saudi Arabia. 15 of the 19 hijackers on 9/11 were from Saudi Arabia who were acting on the direct orders of the Koran.

In 2003 George Bush publicly declared a Christian Crusade against Muslim Iraq and Afghanistan. Since then Americans have been known in the Muslim world as the Crusaders. The Crusades were a thousand years ago when the Pope marched his Christian Army to Palestine, conquering it until the Christian Crusaders stood knee deep in Muslim blood. In 500 BC Babylon Iraq conquered Israel and took the Jews to Babylon as slaves, 1,100 years before the birth of the Prophet Muhammad and the founding of Islam.

The Prophet Muhammad was illiterate and he had a scribe. He received messages from the Angel Gabriel. 50 years after his death Muslim human beings with killer instincts like all humans wrote the Koran, with its commands to conquer the world for Islam for virgins and wine in Heaven. Today 1.5 billion Muslims believe that the Koran is the literal word of God even though according to Judaism, Christianity and Islam, the only words ever written by God Himself were the 10 commandments carved in stone.

Now Koran burning Pastor Terry Jones is the scapegoat for a 4,000 year old clash of civilizations and today in the Muslim world Americans are now known as "Koran Burners." On the weekend Iranian Press TV falsely broadcast that Pastor Terry Jones burned the Koran.

Because of the Koran, Churches and Bibles and Christian religious artifacts like rosary beads are forbidden in "moderate" Saudi Arabia, punishable by death. Because of the Koran, non Muslims are forbidden from entering the Saudi Arabian cities of Mecca and Medina. When Iran conquers Israel Christians will be forbidden from visiting Jerusalem, Bethlehem and Nazareth and every Christian Church and school will be burned to the ground like in "moderate" Saudi Arabia.

Because of the Koran, today in Indian Kashmir, tens of thousands of Muslims took to the streets of Indian Kashmir and burned a Protestant Christian Church School to the ground. According to the western media this is the fault of Terry Jones even though 40,000 people have died in the Hindu Indian versus Muslim Pakistan fight over Kashmir in the last 20 years, including 70 deaths in June, when Terry Jones was unknown.

In the Middle Ages the Hindus ruled Kashmir; then, in the 1400's, 400 years of Muslim rule began. Muslim Kashmir ruler Sultan Sikandar Butshikan in 1400 AD followed the Koran and expelled all non Muslims from Kashmir and destroyed every non Muslim Temple and religious artifact, as has been done in "moderate" Saudi Arabia today. Today the Ayatollahs of Iran issued a death Fatwa against Dr. Rev. Terry Jones because he caused the thousands year old clash of religions.

The President of the United States, the son of a Muslim father, educated and raised in Muslim Indonesia is forbidden from entering the Saudi Arabian cities of Mecca and Medina because he is a Christian. Go visit a Christian Church and a Christian school in Jerusalem, Nazareth and Bethlehem now before the Koran burns them down and forbids you to visit. Today the new World Trade Center was renamed Mecca Towers in a gesture of tolerance to Islam; unfortunately it wasn't done in time to prevent the burning to the ground of the Christian Church School in Indian Kashmir by the Muslim Koran burning protesters.

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