Written by vagorsky
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Sunday, 12 September 2010

A visitor in Afganistan today cant avoid to hear the song that's on everybody's lips in Kabul. The new smash hit, Burn US burn , from the new duo Osama & Obama is the no 1 hit on all lists (actually the only one).

With high pitched voices, screaming and monotone lyrics they made a song everybody likes.

People even get together for big sinsongs on the streets of Kabul, as usual in these kind of events, there are some casualties.

Our reporter was on one live concert and reports about excited atmosphere and even spontaneous burning of US flags, a common Afghanistan tradition.

With lyrics like: We build our Mosque, you burn your Terry Jones and don't even think about it, we tell you what to think, the streets exploded with music.

The climax came when the duo together burned a giant, half inflated balloon-dildo, with the text "First Amendment".

Next song planned by the dynamic duo will be called: We are (soon) the World.

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