Consternation in America today, as Harry Potter actress Emma Watson, who played Hermione in the Harry Potter movies was farted at by a cuddly family pet dog named Abbie Gayle.
A visibly shaken Miss Watson, who was vacationeering and studying sand in the virginity of Las Cruces, New Mexico told a Skoob World News reporter:
"I don't know exactly what the heck I did wrong. I was just walking down the street in Las Cruces discussing sand, rattlesnakes, sand formations, deserts, and warm breezes, with my friend (unspecified) when I saw a young guy walking a dog. As we passed, I said 'hi' to the dog and then bent down to pet it. At that point, it emitted the most pungent fart you ever had the misfortune to wrap a nostril around. Then. as I recoiled in total horror, the mutt went crazy and started running around like a lunatic; farting, shitting, cocking its leg up and barking like a loon."
Miss Watson then went on to say that she'd have felt better studying rattlesnakes and chupacabras than ever trying to pet that rogue animal.
She insisted that the puppy dog looked quite amiable, but the problem was that its shit stunk. Which rapidly became problematic for Miss watson as her nasal passages started to collapse.
The puppy dog's owner, Jim Bob Jimbob, who was walking the dawg at the time, insisted that Emma Watson had it all wrong, although he admitted that Abbie Gayle's butt could turn obnoxious in the blink of an eye, he assured our reporter that there was never any malice intended by Abbie Gayle's farting, putting it down to a surfeit of habaneros. As for the dog's 'bad' behaviour, he attributed it to high spirits and too much vodka.
Abbie Gayle is currently nursing a hangover and hoping that all those damned pesky Spoofers will leave her alone for a while.
More Abbie Gayle related doggie nonsense as we get it.