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Friday, 18 July 2003

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Favourite show to kids and adults alike, the Teletubbies are currently under FBI investigation due to allegations of releasing national security information to terrorist organisations and underworld cultists.

The seemingly harmful and playful noises they make such as "eh's and oh's" are suspected to be a secret coded language containing vital information such as morse codes, map coordinates, passwords into the pentagon and even the presidents birthday.

The crudely shaped thingamajigs that adorn the top of their heads are believed to be transmitters, as well as the televisions inside their stomachs are suspected to be used as receivers from their devious underworld bosses to obtain instructions.

TheSpoof news sent out Crag Laycock to investigate the producer of the show:

Crag: "How do you feel about the allegations?"

Producer: "What allegations?"

Crag: "Ahh, so you dont deny it?!"

Producer: " HELP.... SECURITY, get this crazyman out of here"..

The rabbits are believed to harbour deadly and yet powerful canisters containing radioactive rods which are to be shipped to Iraq, Japan and Majorca.

Also under investigation is "noo-noo", FBI officials believe that when this strange "vacuum" like character appears, that the coding they use changes so as to allude the worlds secret services from uncovering their messages.

FBI will continue to investigate, TheSpoof will continue to keep you informed.

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