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Tuesday, 31 August 2010

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Europe don't want you either F**K OFF!!

Libyan "loony" dictator, President Gaddafi, has decided to blackmail Europe for $billions otherwise he will discontinue stopping millions of "muy pobre" Africans crossing the Meditteranean via his country hoping to enter the "Garden of Eden"!

He told his personal friend and other slightly "loony" President, Berlusconi of Italy, that he will blackmail Europe if they are not willing to pay up.

He also gave a stern warning to all Europeans and here it is:

"European infidels will suffer at the hand of the almighty Gadaffi (and the other Almighty One?) very soon, you will be overrun by black Africans like a plague of locusts and the days of oppulence, decadence and the ruling 'Master Race' will be over!"

"Europe will become the 'black hole' of the world and the Arab nations, under the rule of the 'Great One' above, will conquer unless you put $500 million on my Swiss bank account as a down payment immediately!"

Berlusconi replied:

"Si Signori Gadaffi Italy never lets its partners down (Hitler can confirm that) and we will pagari the first depositi, followed by our old amigos, Germania, we will do anything to keep Europe reasonably white!"

Once upon a time Mr.Gadaffi was on the wanted list of every civilised nation for terrorist crimes, how times change, now he's blackmailing them!

The European government has just had an emergency meeting and requested Israeli's Mossad to sort the problem out for them, "gladly" they replied!

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