The redneck one-star bandit who has been tormenting Spoof writers has been caught and the pointer finger on his right had has been amputated to prevent him from ever harassing hard working, somewhat decent Spoof writers from ever again having their masterworks falsely deprecated before their very eyes.
The cruel hack, who was finally identified through careful analysis by Spoof Security forces, was uncovered through careful study of his viewing habits and times and a steady process of elimination by keen anti-criminal minds. His personal jihad against anyone who dared to express an opinion contrary to his has been ended permanently much to the joy of many harried Spoof writers.
The amputation was performed by Saudi Arabian specialists who are experts on such matters. "I am used to difficult beheadings, so this was a piece of cake." said butchery specialist Abduhl Dung.
It is perhaps not the end of the renegade redneck one star bandit. "I will learn how to be left handed!" swears the detractor. It is doubted by most in the writing community that he will as the individual has been always know to be dead set against anything having to do with the left.