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Saturday, 28 August 2010

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(Euro Ass-Press) In a shock news announcement today, French news paper, Le Mon Dieu, has weighed into the Stig-gate affair and said that this issue has shown us our true selves.

The furore around "The Stigs" identity has "held a mirror up to us as a people and mocked us, condemned us all and cuts through to the very quick of what is broken in today's society and our inability to see, to step back and look at ourselves as part of the temporal whole, not just in the blinkered view of today, the immediate, the now, but this instant viewed as part of the eternity."

It shows us the folly of our ways and judges us, it holds a light up to our achievements and ultimately forces us to admit the futility of human endeavour.

This issue has made us all "The Stig""

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