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Topics: Pakistan, Taliban

Friday, 27 August 2010

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"You Not Welcome In My Country" - "We Weren't Coming Anyway."

The Taleban scored yet another spectacular own goal in their quest for global domination this week when they threatened to kill foreign aid workers attempting to bring relief to victims of the Pakistan floods.

Islamic fundamentalists continally leave analysts in a state of utter bewilderment as they pursue their goals in an increasingly self-destructive manner.

The 9/11 attacks directly resulted in the downfall of two Islamic states, fundamentalists continue to kill more of their own than the Western infidels could ever hope to, and now they are threatening to kill their own (starving) people if they accept life-saving aid from relief agencies.

Foreign relief workers have been advised that the best way to fend off the fundamentalists is to threaten them with soap, failing which, an attack with fresh breath spray and a hefty sprinkling of a nice cologne might help.

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