Written by Monochrome
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Topics: Tony Blair, british

Thursday, 28 April 2005

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In a press conference today George Bush declared his support for Tony Blair in the forthcoming British General Election.
"Tony's one of the good guys." Declared the President. "Look at the way he supportified us when we invadicated Iraq and all those other, loser Europers just chickened out.

"Any change in the Brits government would be a disasterfication. The world needs stabalisability right now and Tony's done a good job. The whole situate right now in Britain is fine and dandy the way it is.

"This is my message to the British populaters; vote for Tony, he's good for all of us. You all know what I mean? What's good for us folks over here is good for you and good for the world. I don't want to influfise the situation at all but we may just have to take invasional action to initiacate regimel change if things don't go Tony's way. Of course, no action will be taken unless Tony and the British people inviticates us over to help out.

"I don't really see any problems in Tony getting re-electicated, he's sent a bunch of them postal votes over here for us folks to fill out and return so that should establiate a good lead and I'm sure he'll be back in the hot seat real soon. This guy Howard won't have a chance; I've told everyone I've given them postal votes to they got to vote for Tony and if ol' Howie looks like getting in we can soon arrange for him to have a little accidentication.

"You folks don't realisify the pressurification and stressness that guys like me and Tony have running a whole country. The responsibilification for all those folks looking up to you really takes it out of you. Tony's been emperor over there for eight years now and he's shown he's got what it takes to make tough choices even if they unpopularise him. He's always done just what I've told him and that's the kind of people I need working for me. If I tell Tony jump, he won't just jump, he'll politely ask 'How high Missa Dubya?' Don't you just love those old world manners?

"Anyways, I just want emphasate to the British people, vote Tony, you backwards countries need to rememberise who your friends is, and I is your friend as long as you is Tony's friend. If that Howard guy comes round your house asking for you supportification, just tell him you been talking to Dubya and Dubya says, ‘Vote Tony.' And as I always say, 'Long Live Democracy!'"

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