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Tuesday, 24 August 2010

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The Chinese Holiday entered its eleventh day with the highest turnout ever.

The Holiday named, "Chinese Fire drill celebration" is an annual Chinese event were thousands of motorist line up on the Main highway around Beijing and conduct the Fire drill.

For those not familiar with the Chinese fire drill, it is when all the occupants in a vehicle get out of their car, run around it and then get back in.

This year's event has been the best ever, most of the participants stated; the whole highway is blocked for miles.

It is not known what caused the spike in attendance to this year event; however most of the elders are thrilled that the younger generation is showing such enthusiasm in the Chinese culture again.

Many had worried that the western worlds influence was having a negative effect on the younger generation.

This reporter only wishes they would hurry up and finish before I miss my flight out of this screwed up place.

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