Written by truybill

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Topics: China, traffic

Tuesday, 24 August 2010

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Mr. Wu, China's Director of Transportation

The Chinese Government asked (At gunpoint) there top scientist to discover the cause of the now ten day traffic jam around Beijing. After a night of drinking and close studying of the information and Ariel photos, they all came to the same conclusion.

Mr. Wu, the Director of Transportation announced this morning, (Before he was executed) that the engineers who designed and worked on the highway that circles Beijing, had forgot to put in off-ramps.

"I am so sorry for this oversight," one of the engineers stated via cell phone in the midst of the jam. "There is no way off this highway; wait, no, please don't hurt me… After hearing intense and painful screaming for several minutes, the phone went dead. This is Truybill, your Spoof reporter still stuck in this damn traffic jam signing off. "Will someone please get me the Hell off this highway!"

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